A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in an elevator. They all are standing there awkwardly until one of the spots a stain on the carpet. The redhead says “it looks like cum”. The brunette smells it and says “it smells like cum”. The blonde goes and licks it and says ” nobody in this building”.
Three logicians walk into a bar. “You all want a beer?” the bartender asks.
“I don’t know,” says the first logician.
“I don’t know either,” says the second logician.
Says the third logician, “If that’s the case, then we all want a beer.”
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, “Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!” Maria replied, “See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!”