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CEO is Always Dumb

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There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers, and when he gets done with that, he finds a dude leaning on his desk. He thinks “What the #$%#@ is he doing!?” So he walks up to the guy and says “What the #$%#@ are you doing!?” The guy says “I’m waiting to get paid.” The CEO says “OK, how much do you get paid in a week?” The guy says “About $300.” The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says “Now go away and never come back!” The guy walks away. The CEO says “Will someone please tell me what the #$%#@ I just did!?” An employee says “You just tipped the pizza man $1600.”
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