Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary with a lot of fun & flair.
They had become the ‘most infamous couple’ of the city for not having a single conflict during their period of 25 long years! Local newspaper editors too had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well talked about “happy go lucky married life”.
Editor: “Sir, it is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? Please share your thoughts & experiences for the well being of the Society!”
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
“Well, we had been to Napa Valley for our honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay, but the horse on which my wife was riding, seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time!”
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time, she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued.
When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out the gun from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I could not resist & shouted at my wife: “What the hell did you do, you psycho! You simply killed the poor animal. Have you gone crazy?”
She gave a silent look and in a cool, composed posture, she said: “This is your first time!!!”
And, thereafter we have lived happily… No arguments, No quarrels, No petty fights!”
Husband concluded: “That’s it. We are happy ever after”.