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Prince to Princess: Will you Marry me?


Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess “Will you marry me?”

The princess said no.

And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniel´s and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heared bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his appartment and his favourite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up.