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Women Posted an Ad : “Looking For a Man”

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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this… Looking for man with these qualifications: – won’t beat me up – won’t run away from – is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”

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