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D!ck’s Complaint On C0nd0m

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A cucumber, an olive and a p**is are talking.

The cucumber says “I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad.”

The olive says “That’s nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza.”

The p**is says “You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up”

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