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Canadian Walks in the Bar

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A Guy Walks into a Hillbilly Bar and orders a white wine. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada. I’m a taxidermist.” The barkeep asks, “what in tar nation is a taxidermist? You drive a taxi?” “No. I mount animals,” the guy explains. The bartender grins and yells to his patrons, “It’s OK, boys – he’s one of us!”
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