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Cop Gives Ticket to Blonde

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A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license. “What’s that?” she asks. He explains that it’s the card proving she knows how to drive. “Oh, I have one of those,” she says. After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a ticket.” “What’s a ticket?” she asks. The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his d!ck. The girl slumps in her seat and says, “Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.”
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