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Shopping on Black Friday

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Two Cappa sorority sisters were shopping on Black Friday and run into each other. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all Mike and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her sorority sister. “Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first.”
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